sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

(via high-school-drop-out-baby)

"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."

Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via coffeekaling)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via conflicting)

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

(via paskalswirl)

jpgay:

atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song 

(via hotboyproblems)

"Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once."